Liquor warnings
Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government’s suggestion that
the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties
of alcohol containers:
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like
a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-
lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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***WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that
you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
time-space continuum, leaving you unable to account for large chunks of time.
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***WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have
mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
morning and see some thing really scary.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug
burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
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WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye
reel gode.



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